MelO was born in the late tenth century but through some sort of lunar conjunction, was cursed with eternal life. MelO has seen kingdoms rise and fall, mountains whither into dust and all of David Lynch’s filmography (yes even Dune).

The fake biography she sent me says she grew up in Sydney’s South where she rejected outdoor activities, dyed her hair black and purple, listened to Bon Jovi, and loved the bird sanctuary out the back of her house since it attracted goannas, funnel web spiders and stray cats (the last part is probably true).

You name it and MelO has probably had a crack at studying it – her list of skills is taller than she is. MelO is both the beating heart and the control-centre-brain of TABOO. Her centuries of experience and diplomatic skills mean everyone’s calendars, meetings and workload run like a well-oiled machine. If you want to pay a tithe to MelO she accepts anything velvet, Tarot related or taxidermied. If you’d like to get your groove back, ask MelO about her EFT Tapping. Seriously, ask her, you won’t regret it.